Chicken Noodle Soup – Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love My Scary-Frugal Mennonite Heritage

Chicken Noodle Soup can be good eats, too.  The secret is to embrace your Mennonite heritage.  Even if you don’t have one.

What I mean is that the secret is in the stock – you have to make your own to really kick chick-soup up to eleven.  Which, if you really think about it, is GREAT – because making your own stock is EASY and BASICALLY FREE.

Hokay, here’s what you’re gonna do.  You’re gonna get a gallon freezer bag, and you’re gonna put scraps in it from all the “mostly plants” and “real food” you’ve been eating.  So you’re having a nice celery and PB snack? Stick the ends you trim off in the freezer bag. Use carrots for something? The tops that you would usually throw away go in the bag. I had some junk from a leek I used,  scraps from some fennel I didn’t need, stalks from some parsley I choped up, junk like that.  It’s a great way to get rid of slightly-wilted, not-so-awesome-anymore veggies/herbs.  And meat bits.  Don’t forget the MEAT BITS.  Make something with a bone-in chicken breast, and then throw the bones and bits you don’t eat into the bag.  Throw fat you trimmed off a roast IN THE BAG.  If you’ve bought a whole chicken recently, it probably came with a neck and some organs (this is in fact a biological entity we’re talking about here. Don’t get grossed out on me). It goes in the freezer. In the bag.  What’s that?  You bought some shrimp and now you’ve got some shimpy shells and tails and stuff? You know what to do.

So basically, over a period of weeks or months, you just try to remember not to throw things out without thinking about stock first.  After a little while, probably right around the time you start to need more stock, you should have a nice little collection of stuff in your bag.  You put in in the biggest pot you have and add an onion (quartered).  Add 5-10 whole peppercorns, and fill it up to the top with water.  Don’t add salt.  You can always add salt later, but it’s purdy hard to get rid of it once you’ve put it in.  Bring it to a boil and then simmer for HOURS. Go play some Wii Fit or something.  Check it every now and then, maybe give it a little stir.  Add more water if you want.  The idea here is that more time is better, up to a point.  So whenever you decide you’re done, pour the stock into a bowl, through a strainer, and discard the veggie-meat junk.  The liquid is what you want.  After it cools a bid, measure it out and put 1 cup each in ziploc baggies, then freeze.  If you want, you can also fill an ice cube tray with the stuff, for smaller quantities.

So now you have this STUFF – which is basically yummy-infused water.  What do you do with it? Well, you make soup!  Or you use it to make cous cous!  Or…  if you’re doing a big skillet full of yummy kind of thing it usually calls for liquid, so use stock!  You can usually substitute stock pretty well for anything that calls for white wine without too many troubles.  Which is handy if you don’t want to use or don’t have any wine in the house.

Anyway, stock has flavor. Store-bought stock doesn’t have quite as much, but fools you into thinking it has flavor by adding a lot of salt.  Don’t be fooled. Make you own stock.  It’s worth it, I swear.

The Trotsky Portabello

I’d like to thank all the Presidents of the United States of America for giving me this day off, and allowing me to work on my hobbies.  And I’d like to thank myself for this stupidity-inducingly-good portabello mushroom sandwich.  Oh man it was great.  I am calling it “The Trotsky Portabello,” because the electronics junk you see behind the IQ-loweringly-delicious food is a breadboarded version of a guitar pedal I’m building, the Trotsky Drive.

Focaccia and Steak

Tried my hand at focaccia for the first time.  This is a bread I have been wanting to make for a long time.  Tried it twice, the first one I didn’t let rise long enough but was tasty so did it again and this one was fantastic.  Used this recipe with some slight changes (see below).  Complimented it with some steak with simple salt and pepper on it.  I tried it in an iron skillet and didn’t let the skillet get hot enough so didn’t have the crust I like on steaks but they were still good.

I added some salt to the dough itself.  I mixed about a tablespoon of oil and a teaspoon of dried rosemary together to rhydrate the rosemary.  If I was using fresh rosemary (fresh herbs are almost always preferred) I don’t think we would have used as much.  And then of course sliced tomatoes really thin and cooked it for 10 minutes and then added the cheese and cooked it for 5 minutes before.

Here is a pic of my first attempt, see how thin it is.

All of the traditional recipes I have seen have required using a sponge, though it was called something else (starts with a p if anyone remembers it I would be happy to relearn it.)  A sponge is when you mix some yeast, water, and flour before hand and let it sit out.  All sourdough starts with a sponge and true sourdough doesn’t use any extra yeast afterward.  Adding this flour and water together allows it to autolyse and form nice gluten strands and adding the yeast allows the yeast to ferment and grow giving bread that nice robust flavor.  Since this focaccia didn’t use a sponge I feel like I am missing some of the complexity of the flavors, but then again it only took an hour to make.  I am going to try using a sponge next time and let you know how it turns out.

Other comments:  This dough is one of the wettest that I have ever worked with.  It should be sticky which allows it to be light and airy and not too dense.  Downside of it is that it gets messy and is a little harder to work with, but the end result is worth it.

Blessed are the cheesemakers

So Bekah and I have started our hands at cheese making.  These pictures are an assortment of our first and second try.  But either way both cheeses ended up being delicious.  (Bekah’s was a more accurate representation of mozzarella though.)  We used this instructable http://www.instructables.com/id/Great-Mozzarella-Cheese/

Milk with citric acid

First added the citric acid and then rennet.

Waiting, see the curds starting?

Then you wait for the curds to form.

Cutting the curd

Then you cut the curds, (notice how it is nice and think, almost gelatinous)

As they heat they shrink

Then you heat it back up and the curds start to shrink and mush all up.

Curds and Whey

Then you strain.  You can use the yellow stuff to make ricotta and then after that you can use it in biscuits or bread recipes that call for milk.  I find it really cool that you don’t have to leave any of it to go to waste.

About a 1lb to 1.5lbs

Our final product!  They say you get about a pound to a pound and a half of cheese per gallon.  I think we got somewhere around that.  This mozzarella is better than any dry store bought mozzarella I have ever had.  It is not as good as the fresh mozzarella we can get in brine but its our first attempt.  We followed the microwave directions for this guy and I think next time we are going to try using hot water to work it instead of the microwave.  They say that microwave gives it a stringier texture, which we appreciate, but would like to try other ways as well.  This cheese melted amazingly though.  On our way to being able to make a pizza from scratch.

Some thoughts: Cheesemaking looks to be one of those things that is hard to perfect, but even if you screw up you wind up with something good tasting.   For cheeses other than mozzeralla and a few farmer cheese it is also a process that requires having starters on hand.  I would like to one day grow and maintain these starters.  It would be nice to be able to get into the habit of making sourdough and cheese twice a week.  I have been making focacci the last two days and it is super easy, but more on that in the next post.

Kitchen-Destroying Cod

I’m sorry the photography sucks.  I never have enough light.  Contrary to what it looks like, this is NOT a breaded piece of offal.  It’s fish.  Tasty, tasty fish.

I call this “Kitchen Destroyer Cod.”  It’s another Cooks Illustrated recipe, which reliably kicks out recipes that are incredibly tasty, and occasionally more involved.  The breading on this sucker was huge and crispy and awesome, but it took a good deal of time to make, and dirtied about three dishes all by itself.  That’s why I call it the Kitchen Destroyer.  Here, have a look for your self. The black bean salad was a variation on an Alton Brown recipe, which kicked serious butt.

I’ve you’ve been playing along at home, you may have noticed a great deal of thyme being used in the past few recipes.  In fact, before I started the Foodblog, I had made French Onion soup, which ALSO used thyme.   So why all the thyme?  Because fresh herbs both ROCK and ARE EXPENSIVE.  Normally I try to grow my own, but I had to ditch my herb garden when we moved to North Carolina.  So when you have them, USE THEM.

The other thing of note with this mean is the fish.  Fish is great.  I love fish.  So do a lot of other people.  Lots of people have become really good at fishing, actually.  So much so, that populations are starting to crash.  Food doesn’t taste good if you know you’re doing damage by eating it.  So what you do is check out the Monterey Bay Aquarium website and print out their pocket guide and stick it in your wallet.  And use it.  Kroger and the like don’t always do a good job of telling you where your food comes from (and their seafood isn’t the freshest either), so your best bet is something more like a Trader Joes, or a local Fishmonger.  As my buddy Ian pointed out below, Trader Joes still sells fish like Orange Roughy that just can’t be fished sustainably – so you can’t buy without thinking here.  But it has been my experience that it is easier to find seafood that meats the Monterey Bay Aquarium guidelines here than at mass-market grocery stores.  It’s a complex issue, which is why you NEED to print out the pocket guide and tuck it in your wallet.  That should be a good guide.  If your store won’t tell you where it came from, go somewhere else.

Maybe you don’t really care too much about fish populations, but I think you should.  We’re running low on a lot of fish.  Consider orange roughy; this is one ugly bugger of a fish that we couldn’t catch until recently, because it lives so far down below.  Why are we bothering with this fish if its so hard to catch?  Because we’re starting to wipe out the easier fish species.  Oops.  The problem with orange roughy is that they can live to about 150 years old.  The fish you’re eating for dinner is older than you.  Couple that with their sporadic breeding habits, and you’ll find that there is practically NO sustainable way to eat this fish.  It will just be gone.

At any rate, there’s a good deal to this issue, and I suggest you listen to this really good Teri Gross interview if you’re interested.  Fish is so good, it would be a shame to crash it to oblivion.

Prisoner Pot Roast

Prisoner Pot Roast – so named because of the “Penny Farthing” wine, and the fact that I was playing a crappy rendition of The Prisoner theme song on my 12-string electric while it was cooking.  I really like that theme.
The recipe called for potatoes.  But we didn’t have any potatoes.  And they’re not really too nutritious.  What I did have was Brussels sprouts, so I substituted them instead – and WIN.  While braising them in broth like I did may have released some sulphuric compounds (thanks, Alton), no trace of un-yumminess could be detected by my tongue.  A strange substitution, but it worked, to be sure.

This was from America’s Test Kitchen’s “Cooking for Two” cookbook.  FANTASTIC.  These guys can do no wrong.

The penny farthing is uh……  okay.  I think it was cheap.  Tastes like it anyway.  Be seeing you.

In Defense of Food Summup

In Defense of Food Cover

I was reading this book by Michael Pollan called “In Defense of Food” that a whole bunch of barefoot NPR-loving hippies were going on and on about a while back.  Sorta kinda being one of them, I had to pick it up and give it a go.  I was talking to my bud Ian about it the other day, and trying unsuccessfully to explain Pollan’s position articulately, so I promised to write up a longer (and presumably more well thought out) blog entry about it.

And boy, did I do a good job when it comes to the “longer” part. Read More »

Thyme Chix & Zucchini

Roughly based off this Martha Stewart recipe, if you also make chicken with it. Martha knows her roasted veggies – my recipe for oven roasted Brussels sprouts was one of hers originally.

This one is a win.  Kristin likes it too.  Yay.

Ed – I’ve decided to call this recipe “Why don’t I have any white wine on hand with which to make a pan sauce?” Chicken.  Because lord knows that would have just killed this sucker.

Food blog

I’m starting a food blog.  This is it.  It’s separate from my other blog, because i eat more than I make progress on my other projects – so the food topics would drown everything else out.